I absolutely hate it when you put a quote on FaceBook and there is always that one person that doesn't quite get the joke and takes it as a legitimate concern."No, Mom, there really isn't a tiger in my bathroom. It's from a mov...nevermind."
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hahaha my mom thought i was dead serious when i said tigers love pepper, they hate cinnamon in my status. this rumi hit really close to home!! haha
Posted by: udeljax
35 days ago
Haha if I used that quote, mom would be all over my shit. "How could you possibly know that?!"
Posted by: cocoabro700
35 days ago
mine said "really? i had no idea". i had to tell her outside of fb that if she doesn't understand my status it's because it's a quote from always sunny in philadelphia or from a movie she hasnt seen. she was ruining my statuses!!!
Posted by: udeljax
35 days ago
Haha! I hear you. I hated it when mine discovered social networking. She adds all my friends and shits all over brilliant status messages.
Posted by: cocoabro700
35 days ago
gotta love the hangover
Posted by: oxanitaaa
34 days ago
I used a quote from a movie (The Ugly Truth?) about how personal growth for men ends with potty training, and my mother and 75-year-old aunt had a massive conversation in my comments about how "the honeymoon is over" with my husband and "haha, newlyweds are always learning" and blah blah blah. After about 20 entries over the course of the day, I had to set them straight and tell them to post on their own walls if they are amused.
Posted by: MrsChevy104
33 days ago
75 year old aunt on FB? Haha that's awesome. Gotta love the family posts.
Posted by: cocoabro700
33 days ago
This is so not restricted to mother/aunts! I had a status about being "mind-bottled" (Blades of Glory) and some doucher decided to comment "umm, I think you mean mind-boggled..." Umm, I think I haven't spoken to you since the 11th grade and you need to not comment correct me when you miss the joke.
Posted by: DanIsAGirlsNameToo
33 days ago
Mothers have ruined facebook.
Posted by: reneewvu
33 days ago
haha they really have.
Posted by: cocoabro700
33 days ago
-The University of Pennsylvania is very gracious. A few weeks ago, they gave us Friday off for Fall Break. Friday? What kind of bullshit is that? What college kid has class on Friday? Next thing you know, Spring Break will be a long weekend.
-Along the same lines, how come after all these years my mom still thinks Sunday through Thursday are school nights? I’ll be telling my mom about a party I went to, thinking nothing of it, and she’ll be like, “But Aaron, its only Tuesday.” She doesn’t understand that the only reason a college kid doesn’t go out on a Tuesday is because they’re too hungover from Monday night’s festivities.
-This is something I have always wondered about. Why does Microsoft Word have all those fonts that are nothing but gibberish? You know, you’ll be playing around with the fonts, trying to make a fancy cover page instead of actually writing your paper, and you’ll get that font that isn’t letters, just weird symbols and shit. What the fuck is that?
-Who are those shady kids that wear backpacks to parties?
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