The worst feeling in the world is when you know, without a doubt, you are going to puke.
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This is why I can't watch Jersey Shore.
Posted by: dustinyo
35 days ago
Hahahah - bacon kissed!
Posted by: GeneralsBitch
35 days ago
I can't watch it because I don't understand the accents-I am from the south and they talk waaaay too fast.
Posted by: rainskb
35 days ago
I had that feeling today. And it wasn't good.
Posted by: Ruby77
35 days ago
Early morning formation runs with the battalion...around the 4 mile mark, usually. I'll feel an ungodly heat in my stomach, and it's all downhill from there. :(
Posted by: lomesir22
35 days ago
I hate the inevitability of it. Do you take a few deep breaths and swallow hard??Or just bend over and get it over with? I usually just get it over with...for sure if it is alcohol related....
Posted by: rainskb
35 days ago
I avoid falling out of formation as much as possible, so until my stomach is cramping so hard I am physically unable to run, I stay in. My main method of fighting nausea is focusing on the person in front of me, especially the way they move up and down. It sounds like it would cause more nausea, but the repetitive motion is hypnotic. Other times I sing to myself. Sometimes I silently repeat the Soldier's Creed to myself in the hopes that I'll hooah the vomit away (this has a 50/50 chance of working).
Posted by: lomesir22
35 days ago
Sometimes it can be a good thing ... get out what ails you. Then again, no. Scratch that.
Posted by: Melsh13
35 days ago
For me, my spit starts running like crazy, and tastes like steel.. then it's downhill from there.
Posted by: beenjammin
34 days ago
The best part of this post is that I've seen a lot of rumi's that start with "there's nothing worse than" or "the worst feeling is". In this case, knowing that you're definitely about to puke actually is the worst feeling in the world. Props for nailing the phrase!
Posted by: maxpowers
34 days ago
why, thank you maxpowers!
Posted by: rainskb
34 days ago
My pleasure. Quality rumi.
Posted by: maxpowers
34 days ago
I prefer that feeling over the sickly/questionable phase about 15-30 minutes prior.
Posted by: theabevigoda
34 days ago
no.... the worst feeling in the world is when you know you both need to puke and poop. its like "thanks, body."
Posted by: BjorkBjorn
31 days ago
I hate trying to decide-shit on the floor or puke on the floor. I would much rather clean up puke that shit.
Posted by: rainskb
31 days ago
-During this holiday season, I have been getting emails from readers around the world who are visiting New York for the first time. It seems as if I am considered a connoisseur of nightlife in the city because I frequently write about my nocturnal exploits. The one question I get most often from out-of-towners is this: “Karo, what’s a good bar to go to?” And after a few minutes of stammering and racking my brain, I usually respond, “You know what, man, I have no fucking clue.” The thing is, the bar scene in this town is more inconsistent than a Giants long snapper. Sometimes I get so frustrated I just want to take a wrecking ball to some of the spots around here. In that spirit, I present you with my official guide to “razing the bar.”
-They say it’s not enough to know what you don’t like, you need to know what it is that you do like. Fuck that. Here are five bars to avoid: any place that has more bouncers outside than people on line, any place that plays the songs “Jesse’s Girl” or “Love Shack,” any place where the coat check costs more than a Coor’s Light, any place where glow sticks can be found, and, finally, any place where you can shout “Ooh ooh” in that annoying high-pitched voice and people respond “Ooh ooh!”
-If you’re gonna go out in New York, you have to talk the talk. Terms you need to know: Cover, Promoter, Comped, Guest List, VIP, and Reduced. “Cover” is the charge you pay at the door just to get in the club. In business school terms, the purpose of the cover is to increase customer switching costs, i.e. once you pay twenty bucks to get in somewhere, you’re less likely to leave and go somewhere else. “Promoter,” also known as “Clipboard Guy”, is hired by the club to tell everyone they know about a party that night and then stand outside and not let anyone in. “Comped” means the promoter told you that you would get in for free, but when you get there you’re not on the “Guest List” he has on his clipboard and you have to pay anyway. “VIP” and “Reduced” mean the same thing…absolutely nothing!
-Remember in college how the beer was free-flowing and you could drink half a Natty Light, say the rest was “ass” and then toss it? Well welcome to NYC baby, that Amstel in your hand cost eight bucks, you better drink every last drop!
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