It should be legal to shoot anyone who mows their lawn before 9:00 am.
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if you live in an apartment, same goes for vaccuming!!
Posted by: whitters315
214 days ago
In college, I lived downstairs of a retired couple who would vacuum at 3:00 am, but complained about me making too much noise during the day. Maybe when I flung the dead fish from my aquarium onto their deck didn't help the issue, but still ...
Posted by: Melsh13
213 days ago
Weekdays in the hottest part of the summer are the exception. In lots of places it's way too hot to mow any later than 9:00.
Posted by: lomesir22
214 days ago
If that's the case, electric mower required.
Posted by: Melsh13
214 days ago
Move to Alberta; we only have to worry about that for about 3 months a year--unless you count snowblowers.Then you're pretty much screwed.
Posted by: rgpratt
213 days ago
-I’m an avid sports fan and television aficionado, enjoy travel and working out, and possess a growing shot glass collection. But in reality, I – like most men – have but one true hobby: women. You see, the male mind may be disorganized and easily distracted, but there is a single rule that trumps all others: ladies first. The irony, of course, is that despite our tireless study and pursuit of the fairer sex, guys continue to be confounded by their seemingly arbitrary behavior. It’s that unpredictability that make women so frustrating, inscrutable – and downright irresistible.
-I think that when women turn thirty, they shift from picking apart every little thing a guy does as a reason why he’s an asshole, to rationalizing every little thing a guy does as a reason why he has potential: “Look at the way Jim parallel parks…I really think he could be the one.”
-Ladies, if you ask me a question while your breasts or my junk is exposed, there is a 100% chance you'll get the answer you want, but only a 50% chance I'll be telling the truth.
-Why do women run so awkwardly? Tuck those elbows in! You’re jogging, not attempting liftoff.
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