eyore gives him a run for his money...
Posted by: iamariane
180 days ago
damn, i didn't even think about him
Posted by: HinourI
180 days ago
haha, i was just about to mention him...i think winnie the pooh came out before charlie brown although i could be mistaken
Posted by: barshvil
178 days ago
-Last week marked my third anniversary of moving from New York to Los Angeles, but it wasn’t until the week prior that I was officially indoctrinated. I was sitting at my desk when I felt my BlackBerry vibrating. But when I picked it up, I saw that it was off. Then I felt rumbling below me, which isn’t unusual since my apartment is above the garage. Finally, when my entire apartment began to shake, I realized – holy shit! – it’s a mother-fucking earthquake! I demonstrated my preparedness for such a situation by running directly to the window – exactly the opposite of what you’re supposed to do. Within seconds, it was over. But the experience caused me to look back upon my cross-country move and realize that I’ve been in a state of shock ever since arriving in LA. Now it’s time to revamp my outlook on California – and renew my earthquake insurance.
-Dudes generally don’t make new friends after about the age of twenty-five, so although I was lucky to have met a good group of guys out here, I never quite knew where I stood. Further complicating matters is the fact that dudes bond by ripping into each other. As I sat around boozing with them the other night, Zach made fun of me, Justin laughed, and Neil high-fived Zach, all at my expense. That’s when I knew that I truly hated these fucking guys – and that we're better friends than I thought.
-Earlier this year, after six weeks of suffering with a nasty cough, I finally dragged myself to my doctor in West Hollywood, who proceeded to prescribe me acupuncture. After trying to explain to her that normal people from the East Coast don’t believe in that hippie shit, I relented and made an appointment. While he was sticking me with needles, the acupuncturist noted that my liver was slightly swollen and suggested that it might be caused by “emotional pollution.” “Nah,” I said, “It’s probably the binge drinking.”
-I don’t think many people realize that the two places in Los Angeles where most twentysomethings live – Santa Monica and West Hollywood – are pretty far away from each other. Like, too far to take a cab. So when I wanted to go to my friend Dana’s party in Santa Monica recently, but didn’t want to drive, I did what any enterprising New Yorker would do: I took the bus (for $1.25!). When I got to the party, where there were about 100 LA natives, I proudly told them how I got there. You should have seen their faces. Not one single person had ever taken a bus anywhere in their entire lives. I fielded their barrage of questions and then, thankfully, my swollen liver and I got a ride home.
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