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The worst feeling in the world is when you know, without a doubt, you are going to puke.

 
 
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What do you mean I can't fast forward through these previews? I own this DVD!

 
 
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Was I the only kid who was super anxiety issues when it came time for the deaf test? "Oh shit...am I supposed to be hearing a beep now? ..Why the fuck did they wait until 5th grade to make sure I'm not deaf?"

 
 
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It should be legal to shoot anyone who mows their lawn before 9:00 am.

 
 
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I absolutely hate it when you put a quote on FaceBook and there is always that one person that doesn't quite get the joke and takes it as a legitimate concern."No, Mom, there really isn't a tiger in my bathroom. It's from a mov...nevermind."

 
 
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If we've had at least 20 classes together, we might as well become friends.

 
 
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Forget apps and touch screens. I need a phone where I can "bank" my unused characters of a text message to apply to later, longer texts.

 
 
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I don't know which is worse: the first sip of coffee that burns all of your taste buds, or the last sip of coffee that is cold and gross.

 
 
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We live in a society where tolerance is expected, and all people are to be treated equally... unless you smoke cigarettes. Then you don't matter.

 
 
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I hate it when I type faster than my browser loads.

 
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